For all of you who are wondering, yes, I did fall off the face of the earth. I highly recommend it if you ever get the chance. Among other things, I discovered that the world is, in fact, flat. All of the Faithful Departed are sitting in the shade underneath it eating peanut butter and waffles and watching
The Medici: Godfathers of the Renaissance.
Please note: if the above attempt at a joke causes you to question my mental health, rest assured that during my travels I have neither gained any sanity nor lost any sarcasm.
OK, so I'm not in Paris anymore. After several days in the City of Lights, I took a night train to Vienna. One of my non-negotiable goals for this trip has always been to spend several weeks in Vienna. Why? Because I love, love, Love Vienna, that's why.
There are actually about a million reasons why I like Vienna, but if I listed all of them here, this blog would become too long and tedious for even my parents to read (although, yes, I know you would give it a try, Mom and Dad).
As it is, I seemed to have already typed 12 lines of virtually worthless nonsense, so let's get on with it.
I'm a little stressed by how behind I am with the blog, and I'm not really sure where I should begin describing Vienna. So I'm just going to start by putting up some pictures of what comes to mind when I think of the city.
As far as old world powers go, Vienna used to be the heart of a very big deal. It was the capital city of the Austrian Empire, run by the Hapsburg dynasty. For over 600 years, the empire of the Hapsburg family was large and in charge. They were Holy Roman Emperors, they married into French, Spanish, and German royal families; they married Napoleon. They helped defend Western Europe against invasions by the Ottoman Turks. Finally, the Hapsburgs and their empire ran into a little snag also known as World War I.
There are posters all over Vienna advertising tours of the Royal Treasury. They say, "We don't have Emperors, just their jewels." I think this could be a slogan for the entire city of Vienna. The Royal Family is gone, but the buildings, artwork, waltzing, music, and coffeeshops are still there.
Parliment Building
Stephansdom (St. Stephan's Cathedral)
Staatsoper (Vienna State Opera House)
Crown Jewels